时间(jiā(💘)n )回(huí )到(🍟)嘉(jiā )祥(xiáng )担(🥩)任(rèn )店(diàn )长的猫(🤛)(māo )娘蛋(☔)糕店『La Soleil』开(😃)张的半(🖱)年前，还是(🚴)小猫的(🎿)巧克力跟香(⚪)草刚来(⏮)到(dào )水无(🏅)(wú )月(yuè(🙄) )家，还(hái )没跟(gēn )其(qí(🙁) )他猫娘(niá(📣)ng )们打成(🥇)(chéng )一片的时候。开始(😈)用「主人」称呼(💻)嘉祥，并且在水无月(🤚)家度过(guò )第一(yī(📯) )个(gè )圣(📭)诞(dàn )节(jiē )的(📇)两(liǎng )人(rén )，和嘉(jiā(😶) )祥立下(🍖)了一个约定(🦉)。NekoparaOVA的募资达标感谢(🍖)礼，将为(😙)各位送上一(🛫)段全(quán )新前传(chuá(🤢)n )！ Brij Mohan (36), a hosiery shop owner in a busy Delhi market, desperately wants to change his life. He is fed up of his ball-crusher wife and mounting debts. In order to escape his wretched life, he changes his appearance and adopts a new identity as Amar Sethi, but ends up committing a botched up murder. He runs off with his young girlfriend, hopeful of making a new beginning. Instead, as luck would have it, he finds himself trapped in a web of his own Karma. Konstantin, a songwriter and master guitarist, runs away from numerous problems to the nature reserve Mikhailovskoye. Kostantin has long lost any way of income and has almost given up hope to be heard, living by sheer inertia and often drawing on alcohol. 四(sì )名(🦏)(míng )大学(xué )生(😉)(shēng )在暑(💉)假(jiǎ )进行(🥂)社(shè )会(🤘)实践，到偏远(🦅)的村庄(🏫)拍摄纪录(🐔)片，调查(👖)民间鬼怪文化。 A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”. Wolfgang.Amadeu.Mozart: 雷切(⌛)(qiē )尔(ěr )和(🦖)男(nán )朋(🅾)(péng )友分(fèn )手(shǒu )了回(🐕)到(dào )家中发(fā )现(👕)室友把她的床卖了(🛐)，于是她们俩只能(🛑)睡在一(🦍)张床上，在某(🍣)个(gè )不可(kě )描(miá(📼)o )述的(de )夜(😬)(yè )晚个(gè )夜(🏬)(yè )晚，她(tā )两之间(♌)发生了(🐪)一些事情，蕾(🤼)切尔动了真情，而(🚜)室友却(📺)觉得她太(tà(🏳)i )黏人，两(🥩)个(gè )人(ré(🐼)n )的友(yǒ(💀)u )谊(yì )因同床(🌂)(chuáng )共枕(🕍)，而发生了(⛅)微妙的(🛂)变化。@橘里橘气译制(✋)组 师兄李(🍂)昆在京(🌈)剧演出中(zhōng )打起(qǐ(🅿) )了(le )广告(gào )。师弟(dì(🤖) )侯(hóu )广智觉(jiào )得李(🏴)昆侮辱了戏台，两(🌕)人话不(🥐)投机分道扬(👬)镳。五年后李昆靠(🤤)演孙大(⬜)圣(shèng )走穴(xué(💡) )发(fā )家。侯(hóu )广智(🐐)(zhì )则(zé(🎁) )成了剧(jù )团(🧢)的孙大圣专业户(🔝)。 李昆联(🚳)系到一笔生(🌲)意但却需要侯广(🆓)智的帮(📍)(bāng )助。侯(hóu )广(🖍)智(zhì )答(😴)(dá )应李(lǐ(🌏) )昆(kūn )来(👪)见客(kè )户—马(mǎ )老(👧)板。马老板(🤰)最近迷(👼)上了一个网红，并准(🍥)备为她排一部《真(♒)假(jiǎ )美猴(hóu )王(wáng )三(⏮)打(dǎ )白(bái )骨精(jī(㊗)ng )》。因为(wé(🍗)i )这违反了京(👻)剧传统，侯广智愤(🌫)然拒绝(🌷)。李昆偷了祖(🕥)师爷的戏服签了(🤕)合(hé )同(♏)，愤(fèn )怒的(de )侯(🛵)(hóu )广智(zhì )与(yǔ )李(📰)昆再(zà(🚯)i )次决裂。但当(🔜)侯广智看到徒弟(🚚)们竭力(😗)招揽顾客时(🐊)他终于(👹)同意演(yǎ(🔠)n )出。 试(shì(📗) )演当(dāng )天(tiān )侯广(guǎ(🌃)ng )智(zhì )潇洒(🤫)上(shàng )台(🗳)，李(lǐ )昆内心对京剧(🐁)的热忱被(👰)侯广智(🌨)唤醒，他配合着侯广(🔦)智说出了原(yuán )汁(♿)原(yuán )味(wèi )的戏(xì )词(😀)(cí )。两(liǎng )人(rén )合演(🎟)了(le )一版(🦔)传统的《真假(💧)美猴王》，这一刻所(🧞)有人都(🤯)感受到了京(🚱)剧的(de )魅力。

新加坡回(🐤)上海看的第(👒)二部，对旁边(🚉)的卡老师比(😋)较受用。近期(🍍)看的好看(🚲)的法国爱情(💓)喜剧。卡老师(🚮)总结是女主(🖲)甩了男主，男(👍)人才念念不(🏔)忘的。我看到(🌡)的是套路，哈(🔦)哈。

2Thereisn’tsomethingwrongwiththingsbeingbeautiful,isit?想(🈲)要美好的事物，不(🗽)是错(🤬)。要学会控制欲望(🛤)，珍惜(👐)拥有。(出身阶层是(🥁)天花(🍹)板。)37度2/巴黎野玫瑰，相似(🎉)。

"真想(😶)吃鳗鱼(😣)饭啊。。。"

"傻逼(👌)玩意"

恶搞圈中(⛅)影视影人，剧(🍦)情过于无厘(🙄)头，如(⏸)果不是有那(🌈)么多养眼MM，还(😰)真是看不下(🌊)去